People reports that Tori Spelling, 43, and the Deaner, 49, are expecting their fifth child together. Um, didn't the last pregnancy have so many complications that she was fighting for her life? You would think that one of them would get something snipped after that, but apparently not. Here's what Tori had to say: "It was a total surprise. But we always wanted a big family. I'm really excited." Tori and the Deaner are already parents to Liam, 9, Stella, 8, Hattie, 5, and Finn, 4, not to mention Dean is father to Jack, 18, from his first wife, the one he cheated on. Oh, wait. He cheated on both of them. Good luck seeing any funds from Tori any time soon, American Express!