Monday, October 3, 2016

Lindsay Lohan Must Owe People Money Again

...because she lost part of her finger in a "boating accident," which I'm guessing is a fancy name for loan shark. TMZ reports that Lindsay was yachting in Turkey, when she tried to pull up the anchor, got her finger stuck in it, and part of it was sliced off. Her friends found the detached pudgy digit, and an ER plastic surgeon was able to reattach it. I wonder if she'll get to charge extra for that now? I'm sure there's a market for mangled pudgy digits.

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