Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Kardashian Korner

Los Angelenos are getting plenty fed up with their unofficial first family as of late.

First off, apparently unbeknownst to the Kardashian Krowd, Los Angeles is in a historically unprecedented drought. The governor ordered Californians to cut back their water usage by 25% By working together, Californians were able to cut back by 31%, no thanks to the Kardashians. LAist reports that Kylie Jenner has been fined twice for overwatering her impressively green lawn. Kim and Kanye have a similarly suspiciously green lawn. Kim's publicist, who must be a stealth environmentalist, had this to say of water violations: "They're traffic tickets, who cares? Their water use means nothing in the grand scheme of things - it's a swimming pool full of water." She then went on to say that Kimye used less water than famers do, so what's the big deal? And they wonder why people hate them.

Well, they might not have to wonder much longer. Last week, the Kardashians succeeded in pissing off all of Marina Del Rey when Khloe decided to have a 15 minute-long fireworks display over the marina at midnight for her boyfriend James Harden's birthday. Yeah, that went over with locals about as well as you think it would. TMZ reports that a group of locals have banded together to file a small claims suit against Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner for terrorizing the neighborhood. They're asking for $7,500 each, the max allowed in small claims court. You're probably asking yourselves, "The Kardashians are loaded! Why not sue for more?" That's where these residents are really on their game - by suing in small claims court, the Kardashians aren't allowed to have legal representation and have to appear themselves to answer the claims. These pissed off residents want to make sure that they have the ability to tell the Kardashians face to face just how rude, selfish, and obnoxious they really are. Can't say I blame them!


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