Saturday, April 18, 2015

Kate Major Lohan Arrested Again Because Her Last Name Is Lohan

Another Lohan was arrested on Thursday, because it was a day that ended in "y." This time, it was Kate Major's turn. TMZ reports that Kate came home after picking up some dinner, and was drunk as a skunk. She got into a fight with Michael that turned physical. Michael wasn't wearing a shirt because he's classy like that, so she scratched up his back. Police were called, Kate was arrested, and she's already back home. Next time, don't bogart the fries!