My kid did an interview with her cat pic.twitter.com/PCdnBTiRNs— Look out honey coz Im using technology (@MrPaulDuane) December 4, 2017
OVERHEARD IN LA:— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 5, 2017
Son “I heard your high school is more relaxed about drugs.”
Daughter “No. But, like, you can rehab and come back.”
KIDS: 🎶We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year🎶— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) December 4, 2017
ME: Aww, that’s sweet!
KIDS: 🎶Oh, bring us a figgy pudding🎶
ME: Oh, I don’t… that’s not something I keep on hand.
KIDS: 🎶We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here🎶
ME: God, this escalated so quickly.
