The most British story ever:— Ariane Sherine (@ArianeSherine) December 2, 2017
For 12 years, my husband gave his neighbour a six-pack of beer at Christmas, and received a box of chocolates. They thanked each other warmly.
My husband couldn’t eat the chocolates as he’s vegan, and later found out that his neighbour was teetotal.
my wife & her friend are drunk on mulled wine and making Wreath Witherspoons and I guess this is my life now pic.twitter.com/FuqrUH4oBc— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) December 3, 2017
HOLIDAY SZN RULES:— nasa certified 🚀✨ (@kenziebrenna) December 1, 2017
1. DO NOT GO INTO DEBT TRYING TO SHOW PPL U LOVE THEM
2. DO NOT GO HOME TO SEE FAMILY IF IT DAMAGES YOUR MENTAL HEALTH
3. IF SOMEONE COMMENTS ON YOUR WEIGHT, EAT THEM.
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