Thursday, May 11, 2017

Jessica Simpson is Still Sexual Napalm

Entertainment Tonight recently spoke to Jessica Simpson, and the interview was as nonsensical as you would hope it would be. Here's what she had to say:

On the secret to her luscious bouncy hair:
"Texas."

On the reason for her incredibly toned legs:
"Family."

On her secret to feeling great about her body:
"Sex."

On the key to a sexy marriage:
"I can't give that away or you'll all have a sexy marriage like me."

On the prospect of releasing another album:
"Well, I can't let all of my secrets out, but there is a lot of music that you are about to hear as soon as I want you to hear it."

Don't ever change, Jessica!

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