Kate Major Arrested For Being Airborne Drunk Sloppy Mess

TMZ reports that Kate Major was arrested on Wednesday and charged with interfering with a flight crew, which is a federal felony. Things started when Major saw husband Michael Lohan wearing a mesh t shirt for the 496th day in a row. She then headed to the Ft. Lauderdale airport, and realized that she married a man whose preferred attire is mesh t-shirts, and began to drink copiously in order to cope with this realization. After getting belligerently drunk at the airport bar, she boarded a plane to Los Angeles. Once in the air, Kate went nuts on a passenger. TMZ says it was over leg room, but I've got $10 that says the passenger was sporting a mesh t-shirt, and that's what set her off.