Gwyneth Paltrow Is Trying To Ruin Sex

Hustler Hollywood has been a high-end sex shop fixture on the Sunset Strip since 1988. TMZ reports that Gwyneth Paltrow and a business partner have purchased the property, and plan to tear it down and build an uppity Arts Club. The club will cost an arm and a leg to join, will have artsy poetry readings, and is so uptight that it outlaws swearing! Where am I supposed to buy my fucking vibrators now? Luckily, Hustler has plans to relocate to another part of Hollywood, and their Sunset Strip store will remain open until the new location is up and running.