"We are shocked about the news and believe it is related to a prior investigation of a former Jared Foundation employee. We are very concerned and will be monitoring the situation closely."
While the investigation is underway, Subway is severing all ties to Jared. As of right now, Jared is not named in the police investigation files.
Subway really cleaned up Jared's backstory. The real reason behind Jared's original weight loss was that while he was attending Indiana University, the then 425-pound Jared ran a very successful porn rental business out of his dorm room, reports Minyanville. The business was so successful, that Jared didn't like to leave his dorm room for long periods of time. Lucky for Jared, Subway opened up a restaurant on the ground floor of his building. As an added bonus, Jared took a liking to one of the female sandwich artists. He then vowed to eat nothing but Subway because 1) It was so close it allowed him to run his porn rental business, and 2) He was able to subtly stalk one of the workers. And it paid off! A year later, he was down 245 pounds. I wonder why that's not on any of the posters at Subway?
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