Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine? pic.twitter.com/CS20M9XDjh
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) February 1, 2023
When a Midwesterner says “the other day” it could mean 3 days ago or 2003
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) February 1, 2023
don't go to chiropractors, i don't care if your chiropractor delivered your firstborn child and took the SATs for you. don't go to chiropractors. don't go https://t.co/AkyYjiThGZ
— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) February 1, 2023
I ordered a used copy of my fave Amelia book from childhood after tweeting this, and the copy came inscribed by the illustrator in 1988. I ❤️ used books!! https://t.co/9SYvJdVt5D pic.twitter.com/ceMWS9Fhcd
— Danny Pellegrino (@DannyPellegrino) February 1, 2023
Oh he thinks he's somebody pic.twitter.com/tKJdXw5Ky8
— herschel (@nihilishtick) January 31, 2023
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