If they remade Fight Club today it’d basically be the same except Tyler Durden would never shut the fuck up about Bitcoin
— CEO of Vaccinations (@SortaBad) February 19, 2021
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on. 🤗 pic.twitter.com/b6b7vnrY5h
— Trainer Mike (@TrainerMikeV) February 20, 2021
Was trying to describe JK Simmons to my partner and landed on “male Allison Janney”
— Rhea "RB" Butcher (@RheaButcher) February 20, 2021
When someone tells me a piece of gossip that I already knew about but I still need to act surprised. pic.twitter.com/0DToVdSHvQ
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) February 20, 2021
when you're having a great time with your new toy but then find out it's not for you pic.twitter.com/CNUvnVeN03
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) February 19, 2021
ah, year 300 of being a vampire... time to attend the local high school for some reason
— kill 💀 tim 💀 faust (@crulge) February 18, 2021
