Types of Days in Quarantine:
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 22, 2021
1. Good (package came)
2. Bad (paid rent to be like a zoo animal)
3. Grey (used internet)
4. Soup (Body present, mind is soup)
Everyday I better understand why my Granny used to go to bed at 7pm. The day is over. We done. She was doing it right.
— Shantira Jackson (@tira_tira_tira) February 23, 2021
His ass is not reading 📖😩😭😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/01PmiFQJ1z
— samski 🥚 (@mobilesuitsam) February 23, 2021
I wasn’t expecting him to do this 🥺😣😢😞. I wuv you Teddy ❤️ pic.twitter.com/BA0rFfGcGS
— Khadi Don (@KhadiDon) February 23, 2021
Your threat model is not my threat model, hospital edition pic.twitter.com/YHvZGCkWcs
— Nik (@hvcco) February 23, 2021
A couple at Woodstock (48 hours after they met) and the same couple 50 years later. pic.twitter.com/EvzpeLawzC
— Lost In History (@historyandfacts) February 21, 2021
“Your mom so nice”
— (Follow me ifb) Mickey 💎🔑🗣 (@mmiicckkeeyyy1) February 22, 2021
My mom after they leave: pic.twitter.com/sWlb1pdC7L
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