I had no idea Toyota’s “RAV4” was short for “Ravioli 4” until I opened the glove compartment.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 18, 2021
feb 2020 feb 2021 pic.twitter.com/X3zuFSc7bj
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) February 23, 2021
This photo has improved my day pic.twitter.com/32N8mjyQYd
— Sarah (@idlewildgirl) February 23, 2021
Girls don’t want boys girls want an emerald green couch pic.twitter.com/aL90RzJfBR
— gabrielle but tired (@tiredgabrielle) February 22, 2021
I was just randomly thinking about how “get thee to a nunnery” is a wildly disrespectful thing for Hamlet to say to Ophelia. Well, I put on my Google goggles and... “nunnery” was apparently Elizabethan slang for a BROTHEL. Now I’m ready to kill Hamlet myself.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 23, 2021
I Am Overwhelmed By All Of The Things I Need To Do, So I Am Doing None Of Them: A Memoir
— Allison Bond (@AllisonRBond) February 22, 2021
The person who invented the baby pacifier must have been AT WIT’S END.
— Ari LaBeija (@TheBaddestMitch) February 23, 2021
