really messed up that once you finally reply to someone's email, your reward is that they send you another email
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) September 22, 2020
Thinking about Her pic.twitter.com/cnlslAsM9w
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) September 21, 2020
do therapists have favorite clients and if so how can i find out where i rank with mine without being obvious? 🌚
— king crissle (@crissles) September 22, 2020
every hat is a top hat. a bottom hat is a shoe
— phil (@PhilJamesson) September 22, 2020
water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo
— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) September 21, 2020
I miss walking into a store and immediately realizing it’s too fancy but pretending to look around for a few minutes for the benefit of the salesperson who already hates me by default
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) September 21, 2020
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