It’s not premarital sex if y’all never get married
— Uncle Silky (@MrSilkySmooth24) September 20, 2020
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my roommates and i have an open room and need another person. we’re all chill. serious inquires only pic.twitter.com/U9Dn079nsB
— jimmy thee fallon (@gigalatta) September 21, 2020
so tired of being sad and angry all the time. just so tired.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 22, 2020
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— Emily💋 (@emilyspreads) September 21, 2020
When two female chefs have a conversation without mentioning white sauce, they are said to have passed the Bechamel test.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 22, 2020
Hi Twitter ❤️ It’s Phylicia! pic.twitter.com/kQkboe5Mmv
— Phylicia Rashad (@PhyliciaRashad_) September 22, 2020
