Show and Tell: Overflow Edition

I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/N5FbTEewb5

— Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh) August 9, 2020

guess which dog has never seen the ocean
(jukin copyright management) pic.twitter.com/PMDxizhpY2

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 9, 2020

The library is charging me late fees for a book. I can't return the book because the library has closed early due to covid. The library has also blocked the self-service drop-off due to covid. The book is Catch-22.

— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) August 8, 2020

therapist: have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression

me: yeah i put something on netflix then scroll twitter instead of watching it

therapist: does that help

me: no

— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 9, 2020

“Looks like the curse I placed on Sweet Valley High before I left town is still working,” Jessica Wakefield said, taking a long drag off her cigarette. https://t.co/E2nHZExqiU

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 9, 2020

how did he die? https://t.co/aQ9WMzrXGB

— Camille Pagliacci (@ZeroSuitCamus) August 9, 2020

what if we kissed on the cowch pic.twitter.com/M4BZpbpT4v

— saffi (@D0NOTW4IT) August 8, 2020

One thing I love about the fictional small cities in daytime soaps is that they all have an international airport, a fashion empire, and a crime cartel, but also exactly one diner, one nice restaurant, and one tiny dock everyone calls "the waterfront."

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 9, 2020