I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/N5FbTEewb5— Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh) August 9, 2020
guess which dog has never seen the ocean— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 9, 2020
(jukin copyright management) pic.twitter.com/PMDxizhpY2
The library is charging me late fees for a book. I can't return the book because the library has closed early due to covid. The library has also blocked the self-service drop-off due to covid. The book is Catch-22.— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) August 8, 2020
therapist: have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 9, 2020
me: yeah i put something on netflix then scroll twitter instead of watching it
therapist: does that help
me: no
“Looks like the curse I placed on Sweet Valley High before I left town is still working,” Jessica Wakefield said, taking a long drag off her cigarette. https://t.co/E2nHZExqiU— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 9, 2020
how did he die? https://t.co/aQ9WMzrXGB— Camille Pagliacci (@ZeroSuitCamus) August 9, 2020
what if we kissed on the cowch pic.twitter.com/M4BZpbpT4v— saffi (@D0NOTW4IT) August 8, 2020
One thing I love about the fictional small cities in daytime soaps is that they all have an international airport, a fashion empire, and a crime cartel, but also exactly one diner, one nice restaurant, and one tiny dock everyone calls "the waterfront."— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 9, 2020
