After a long look at the stats, @drsanjaygupta is not sending his kids back to school. Here's why: https://t.co/dLZxCDSIRc— David Beard (@dabeard) August 12, 2020
My parents really really really really want me to tell you that my dad has invented the word "zoombie," which is when you spend so much time on Zoom that you become a zombie— Helen Rosner (@hels) August 11, 2020
I’m looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $4000, this is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling crack.— bigHER. (@killinitcamille) August 11, 2020
fetty wap is short for fettuccine wet ass pussy— joe denise hate account (@midlifetimmy) August 11, 2020
I love that this happened https://t.co/9Rf6nF7ViP— Alanna 🥴 (@AlannaBennett) August 12, 2020
Three months ago, I was baking bread every day. Now I’m eating Doritos in the shower.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) August 12, 2020
