Well I'm inviting Keaton to the Golden Globes and making him sit with the cast of Get Out.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 11, 2017
People outside of NYC: TERRORISM!!!!!— Kashana (@kashanacauley) December 11, 2017
New Yorkers: Dude’s a loser with a crappy bomb who’s crowning life achievement is making my train 36 minutes late.
Toddler, sleepily: "A lot of people live in our house."— Jeremiah Tolbert (@jeremiahtolbert) December 8, 2017
Me: "Momma, Matty, and me. That's all."
Toddler, pointing behind me: "And them too."
I turn to see an empty hallway. I'm 99% certain it was an empty hallway.
