Friday, October 21, 2016

The Gossip Life Blind Item - Suddenly Catholic

This A-lister may often get on her knees, but we can assure you it isn't to pray! 

She, like many, was raised Catholic and lapsed in her later years. Over the decades she's attacked the Catholic Church for its policies and criticised the hierarchy for its decisions, all whilst displaying behaviour best described as 'Non-Catholic.' 

And yet, whenever a Pope dies, our A-lister begs the Vatican for a VIP invitation to the funeral proceedings. When they turn down her offer, our emotional A-lister then pleads for a private audience with the Pope's body to 'show her respects.'

She's never once been accepted yet she does it every time. Bizarre!

So, tell me, Gossipers:

Who is our A-lister?

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