I just discovered that baby owls sleep on their stomachs cause their heads are too heavy and I can’t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/lgLvwiM0xN
— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) August 31, 2022
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I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”
— Jessie Renee (@jreneebad) August 31, 2022
I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face pic.twitter.com/J4RtLq9l65
— Miniature Mayhem™️ (@MelDubs) August 31, 2022
taking my first sip of my pumpkin cream cold brew is the equivalent of iron man putting his suit on I’m so serious
— emily (@emilyuribe) August 30, 2022
I'm gone. pic.twitter.com/WGqv7FGPSp
— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) August 30, 2022
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