she turned 25 in june…womp womp https://t.co/5L7zjd2WX3
— paul (@paulswhtn) August 30, 2022
white smoke has emerged from the chimney atop north hollywood high school, signaling that leonardo dicaprio has chosen a new girlfriend
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 30, 2022
Look at how Leonardo DiCaprio reacts when a woman over 25 touches him. 🤣
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 31, 2022
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Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) September 1, 2022
Everyone is making the same jokes about Leo. It’s getting old. Dump the jokes. Find some new ones. Better ones. Younger ones.
— JULIA HLADKOWICZ (@juliacomedy) September 1, 2022
bartender: this scotch is my favorite, it's aged twenty fi----
— kai™ (@kaicomedy) September 1, 2022
leonardo dicaprio: [spits it out]
It’s not that the door wasn’t big enough for both Rose and Jack, it’s just that Rose turned 25 that day
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 31, 2022
If Leonardo DiCaprio keeps dating women in their early 20s, they’ll now be so young that they fully missed his teen heartthrob era. They’ll be texting their friends like: “So I’ve been going out with the dirty guy from The Revenant. Weird, right?”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 31, 2022
your parent’s insurance when you turn 26 pic.twitter.com/EqlYuLhoM0
— branch dravidian (@sincerecringe) August 31, 2022
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