I don’t know who needs to hear this, but David Lynch believes in you pic.twitter.com/3Prt2kzHZq
— Amanda (@DuganAmanda) August 18, 2022
If my legal counsel rocked up in a wig with a million in ice on his fingers I would be so fucking excited for how many technicalities I was about to get off on. https://t.co/9K4nEfTzEQ
— 𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 (@papasombra) August 18, 2022
when i was on the suicide hotline telling them my plan to put my head in the oven and they told me ovens don’t emit poisonous gas anymore and i hung up out of embarrassment
— ❤️🔥 (@dunwaIl) August 17, 2022
ONE OF THE DEFINITIONS OF 'LITERALLY' IS "IN EFFECT, VIRTUALLY—USED IN AN EXAGGERATED WAY TO EMPHASIZE A STATEMENT OR DESCRIPTION." SOME PEOPLE GET MAD IF YOU USE IT THIS WAY BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE WORD'S PRIMARY MEANING, BUT THIS SENSE OF 'LITERALLY' HAS BEEN USED FOR 250 YEARS SO pic.twitter.com/teDuHmxtrk
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) August 18, 2022
One of my bridesmaids just broke up with her bf who was supposed to come to my wedding & I was sad for her for about 3 seconds until I remembered that her hs crush will also be at the wedding (single) and I'm now more committed to this 2nd chance romance than to my own marriage
— heathermcbreenwrites (@heathermcwrites) August 18, 2022
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