will they stop going to space and tell us what’s at the bottom of the ocean already
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) April 11, 2021
Teacher: What's going on? what is that smell?
— 🪐 (@2am_vibxz) April 9, 2021
Me at the back of the class: pic.twitter.com/1mNCe1u2af
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
— Avery Edison (@aedison) April 11, 2021
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
My therapist told me that if I had to perform "at my best" all the time, then it wouldn't be my best, it'd be my norm.
— Yesenia Perez-Cruz (@yeseniaa) April 9, 2021
I need a moment to recover. 😂
double the excitement !
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 10, 2021
(viralhog) pic.twitter.com/1Fkq1t0VQg
once I've read both of these I'll be unstoppable pic.twitter.com/IWu4pbxxjM
— Jonathan Ichikawa (@jichikawa) April 10, 2021
Gonna start a sperm donor agency called “get a load of this guy”
— alexandria love (sorry) (@alexfromoakland) April 9, 2021
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