me: I can't decide what to have
— john (@mrjohndarby) April 3, 2021
waiter: what about the duck?
duck: I'll have lasagna
Told the kids I had a big plan for tomorrow. Six-year-old responded “Oh god not a walk.” So now I need another plan.
— Erin Tolley (@e_tolley) April 2, 2021
6:00pm *turns on Netflix*
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 4, 2021
2:00am *decides what to watch*
who thought this was a good idea for my 5th birthday pic.twitter.com/mK5q2AuVLe
— Matty, the based savage (@mattyboysav) April 3, 2021
i like that in john's account of the resurrection he makes sure to note the fact that he outran peter on the way to the tomb. absolutely no reason to put that in there other than shade, now preserved into eternity
— anne boleyn 👑✨ (@merrilymaralie) April 4, 2021
why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) April 3, 2021
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