When my mom told my dad I was trans, he got confused, but then she goes “when he wears a dress he doesn’t wanna kill himself anymore” and my dad went “as long as he doesn’t wanna kill himself anymore he can wear whatever he wants”
— Can I Have/Recurring $2000? (@robintran04) April 1, 2021
This felt better than getting gendered correctly
Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 2, 2021
hes just a little guy :) pic.twitter.com/RrjHLY8VOC
— mica (@micaboards) March 31, 2021
Today I heard a story of a writer who pitched a show that was passed on by all the networks, until years later, when an assistant who was present during one of the pitches got promoted to buyer, called that writer and bought the show.
— Corey Deshon (@CoreyDeshon) April 2, 2021
This. Is. A. Long. Game.
In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.
— Definitely Not Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) April 1, 2021
“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth
— ells (@elliepeek) March 31, 2021
