my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i’ve read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert
— anica (@hog_mild) March 20, 2021
not worth the commute. https://t.co/8SFSsK6meo
— LINDSEY 👩🏿💻 🕯 (@LindseyCreated) March 20, 2021
just wanna eat inside a Wendy’s solarium again pic.twitter.com/su6ej41kjv
— MJC 🏳️🌈 (@mCase513) March 20, 2021
Woke up at 2am almost kicked the shit out my baby sittin up wit her frozen wig on thought Annabelle had my ass😭 pic.twitter.com/lpwH8LMNBr
— IG: @perdoirk_ (@stayfrea_) March 20, 2021
Legend. Where are we at on this adaptation? The children need to know their power. pic.twitter.com/dJE7A0fvQE
— tpoe (@tayarisha) March 21, 2021
My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it
— Skiñorita (@sknperfct) March 20, 2021
