When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god. pic.twitter.com/aQh1XaBP10
— Diogenes of Sinope 🏺🐕🔬 (@hoplitnet) March 23, 2021
the people’s princess ♥️ https://t.co/jNb3G0VRcF
— flapjack horseman (@frankoceanswyfe) March 24, 2021
finished my first quilt... ended up taking a whole year and costing like $700... bullshit hobby pic.twitter.com/H5JkSJ6epz
— Jamie Lauren Keiles (@jamiekeiles) March 23, 2021
If you’re over 35 hire movers. You’re friends are too old. Nobody wants to slip a disc for pizza and 2 bud lights
— Graham Kay (@mrgrahamkay) March 23, 2021
There’s just not enough time in the day
— fibs (@fibulaa1) March 23, 2021
*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*
new sentences are created every day that no one has ever said before pic.twitter.com/GZqnm6TFcV
— sh*r (@sinvariably) March 23, 2021
having a nice time imagining i'm the big boat. the world cries out for me to stop destroying global commerce. my response? toot toot :)
— pronoun enforcement officer (@Lubchansky) March 25, 2021
