There will be wars over water very soon. I believe they’ll happen in my lifetime. Al Gore warned us but we ignored him. https://t.co/ZMg0N2EnJ0
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) August 27, 2021
using someone else shower be like pic.twitter.com/9KzmT728Mf
— d火n (@javrawr) August 26, 2021
Half whale, half velociraptor, 100% gargantuan nightmare material.
— NPR (@NPR) August 27, 2021
A 43-million-year-old fossil unearthed in Egypt represents a step in whales' transition from land-bound vegetarian to oceanic murder machine. https://t.co/HExlCfmifc
I’m so embarrassed. We have a long layover so I roasted a chicken for the airport. At security, they take my bag. The dude says “my man, what u got in here?” He then pulls my shit out & yells “a WHOLE chicken?!” and EVERYONE in line started laughing at me, especially the bad hoes pic.twitter.com/qKqa5E7jaC
— royce hall (@filadisruptor) August 27, 2021
absolutely what i deserved for ordering a fish sandwich from mcdonald’s lol pic.twitter.com/EpaRBweIQK
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) August 28, 2021
now this is a horror movie i would watch https://t.co/eowSsKVC0K
— Emotional Support Himbo (@DoorHinge9) August 27, 2021
