Just overheard someone say “She was a terribly flawed human but we were all used to her” and now I know what I want on my gravestone
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 18, 2021
the dominos pizza tracker says alfred is quality checking my order but alfred also made it. isn't this a conflict of interest
— the government man (@me_irl) May 18, 2021
Legs longer than my marriage. pic.twitter.com/OsQKYnlwmM
— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) May 20, 2021
— ⋆ (@tristehomo) May 20, 2021
This view gives me peace pic.twitter.com/J7pRyITMY6
— Albert (@lowkeyallbert) May 20, 2021
Why does this dog have a nicer apartment than me pic.twitter.com/LjExg14Jxw
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) May 20, 2021
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