Asked a guy if I could pet his dog and he said “my wife is coming back in a minute.” Sir I am ONLY interested in your dog but it’s kind of reassuring that NONE of us knows how to function in public anymore
— Jess Zimmerman (@j_zimms) May 16, 2021
I can’t get over this. It looks like something from the MOMA, not the flipping Bronze Age. https://t.co/OosSwJ5ts1
— Helene Wecker (@helenewecker) May 18, 2021
Good morning to this little girl and this little girl only. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/KVIpW9TfVd
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) May 18, 2021
wow i didnt know it was that easy. thank you pic.twitter.com/ccrS6EAZeA
— pinar (@pienar) May 17, 2021
Looks like I’ve been wearing my stethoscope incorrectly pic.twitter.com/Zj8sKKwK7W
— Ben RN (@absuRd_Nurse) May 17, 2021
"should I quit doing stand-up comedy? Lord, give me a sign!"
— Django Gold (@django) May 18, 2021
[a global pandemic halts all social activity, giving me 14 months to reevaluate my life and purpose]
"any sign at all, Lord, I beg of you!"
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