Spilling a miller high life on this thing and it short circuits somehow fusing to my spine through electricity power granting me unknown power as online scorpion man https://t.co/4hhp6k7ZjA
— joe joegan (@jakebrodes) September 12, 2020
THE MEATIER/METEOR GIRL IS AN ACTUAL PALEONTOLOGIST HFKSHDKS TAKE ALL MY LOVE https://t.co/gkONgDIB9W
— lorn (@crispywiz) September 12, 2020
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya i am
— james (@videojames_) September 12, 2020
I’m trying to live this exact life pic.twitter.com/RQuvQRRNT4
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 12, 2020
bitch you mean food???? https://t.co/y4xYl6GeAb
— 🐒 (@acidkawhi) September 12, 2020
my girlfriend regularly tells me “if free public libraries didn’t already exist and someone tried to invent them, they would be condemned as a socialist plot” and I think about that a lot.
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) September 11, 2020
