LMAOOO i just noticed how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/VqqE6g2xdh
— Claudius (@xclaudius) September 10, 2020
Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) September 11, 2020
My wife bought one of those beds off instagram and the cats didn’t touch it for a year. Eggsy tried it for the first time today and now he refuses to leave pic.twitter.com/GsvrXeOFkD
— Adam Serwer๐ (@AdamSerwer) September 11, 2020
Only now realizing how disaster movies have neglected “depression” as a factor in the apocalypse
— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) September 11, 2020
I'm convinced the Angry Birds game cheats sometimes. I cleared a level using only one bird and I got 1 star ๐คท๐ป♂️ Give me my 3 stars! End of tweet
— James Caan (@James_Caan) September 11, 2020
I read this completely wrong๐ญ pic.twitter.com/3Rre5j0uH4
— deja๐ (@thats_soDeja) September 9, 2020
me, with $27 in my checking account, looking at $3M homes online: “the size of this in-ground pool is an insult”
— ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐ฒ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป (@calebsaysthings) September 10, 2020
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