my ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. ears are a purse— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) May 16, 2020
I was higher than pterodactyl tits last night and said extra crust instead of extra cheese 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/8LRhMDIZ4t— Speezus Christ 🙏🏼 (@sean_speezy) May 15, 2020
Pleased to share that we have our first guest sonneteer today. Socially distant yet always a close friend, @jonathansfrakes performs Sonnet 57. #ASonnetADay pic.twitter.com/DNFiC5Qr2T— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 16, 2020
Be a rainbow in someone’s cloud and shine your light on to the world. ☁️🌈👸🏼🌈☁️ pic.twitter.com/4Y2M8ZhNPH— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) May 16, 2020
Finally, Cat Twitter gets some Skype hit content pic.twitter.com/N0moolOJM2— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) May 16, 2020
Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020
