SICK to death of people disparaging the good name of missionary sex. some of us aren't prudes, ok? we're lazy. there's a difference— kathbarbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) May 14, 2020
i would like to talk about this video of snoop dogg listening to the frozen soundtrack in his parked car pic.twitter.com/v46yLAwFwl— amy brown (@arb) May 13, 2020
water beds. now there’s a piece of furniture you don’t hear about much these days— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 14, 2020
was taking a selfie to document my unruly quarantine hair and steve saw and ran up on the couch and photobombed it pic.twitter.com/q3HNst3S8Z— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) May 14, 2020
Stop what you’re doing and watch my weird dog fight a tree. pic.twitter.com/Tam5fBLZBc— K.B. Spangler (@KBSpangler) May 14, 2020
My British boyfriend just told me that he thought "Long Island Medium" was a fun, American unit of measurement, like a baker's dozen.— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) May 14, 2020
congratulations to my cat on getting stuck between the window and the window screen pic.twitter.com/DoYALzLFJd— cj (@currentvictim) May 14, 2020
