I cannot express to you how much you need to hear these tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets pic.twitter.com/rEJw0vwI4s— Effie Seiberg (@effies) April 7, 2020
I can’t stop thinking about how we’re all about to be stuck at home for months and no one wants re-watch Game of Thrones. Biggest television screwup of the decade.— Cora Harrington (@lingerie_addict) April 6, 2020
how do i explain to these two that due to not having a job at present i should be allowed to sleep in pic.twitter.com/kw4OePhr3T— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 7, 2020
[Text]— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 7, 2020
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?
ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?
*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.
well my new license plate came in today... wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020
this guy who ghosted me hit me up this morning and i was like “why’d you ghost” and he said he felt like i was subtweeting him and i said what tweets? and every single one he sent was from when i was livetweeting Surviving R. Kelly and they were all about R. Kelly— ashley ray (@theashleyray) April 7, 2020
Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) April 7, 2020
CHILLS. pic.twitter.com/RM8fimepxe
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