people are like “astrology is a meaningless human construct” but also “it’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon”— harantula (@nanpansky) December 6, 2019
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I interviewed Amy Sedaris years ago and complained that my apt was too small to have people over, and she admonished me with “how dare you, you’re gonna die one day, your friends don’t care about seating, have them over, throw cookie dough in the oven!!!” https://t.co/x9DK5iBNjd— Emily Gaudette, Holidaze edition (@emilygmonster) December 6, 2019
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