The gentleman behind me on the airplane has wet-sneezed, without fail, every 45 seconds for the past 8 hours.— dan levy (@danjlevy) December 9, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/NR1qsxG5vX
My cousin told me her dad was giving her shit about Finding A Man so she gave him her tinder and he sat on the couch swiping left for two hours like “omai...they are all so ugly” until he apologized and told her to take her time— salt, fat, acid, yeet (@hermit_hwarang) December 9, 2019
amy sedaris literally just kicking her shoes off is funnier than anything any man has ever said or done pic.twitter.com/goNZCBazW3— keaton kilde (@keatonkildebell) December 8, 2019
Zooey Deschanel is simultaneously way too young for Buddy the Elf and mentally too old I’m sorry but it’s not an appropriate relationship— the nutcracker but all characters are female 🔶 (@House_Feminist) December 7, 2019
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