as a cashier in a pharmacy i don't want people to feel uncomfortable when they buy personal products, so while they're paying i loudly ask them "Oh is this hemorrhoid cream for your Friend?" and wink at them so they know to follow my lead— average joe (@jazz_inmypants) July 31, 2019
instead of comparing yourself to your peers, change it up and compare yourself to rocks. i am doing pretty good for a rock— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 1, 2019
Laughter is the best medicine.— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) July 31, 2019
Crying is the affordable generic brand.
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