driving through the Appalachian mountains and admiring the view and my dude says “you know about the mountains, right?” and I say “you mean how they’re older than dinosaurs?” and he says “about how they’re the same mountains as the Scottish highlands” and I can’t stop screaming
— they might be gender 🧄👻🃏 (@YourAuntieJD) May 26, 2023
remember when elon hosted an event to showcase an unbreakable car window and it immediately cracked. now imagine it was a human brain https://t.co/OeLEXAHcU6
— Law Boy (@The_Law_Boy) May 25, 2023
This is one of the most horrific things I’ve ever read. This man needs to be stopped before he can cause any more damn harm. https://t.co/9qpWl8jLdy
— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) May 26, 2023
— ᵈᵒˣⁱᵉ❸❻ (@dox_gay) May 25, 2023
Cillian Murphy promoting Oppenheimer: “It’s good I guess”
— Putruck (@BigPutruck) May 25, 2023
Ryan Gosling promoting Barbie: “Ken opened the eyes I never knew I had. I stare into the pit of trauma for God’s help and Barbie stares back. My life has forever been a blank canvas yet Greta Gerwig was first to paint”
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