*best joke ever written pic.twitter.com/f4Eh9BuGfn
— It's Literally Richard Stott (@TheRstott) May 20, 2023
I am once again reminding everyone that the reason American food is so calorie dense compared to other countries is, in large part, because the Nixon administration colluded with corn farmers to put surplus corn syrup in almost everything we eat. You’re eating extra calories
— Czarina (@fishontherun2) May 20, 2023
thinking about the guy who played BOB on "Twin Peaks" & how he was initially a set dresser... imagine showing up to work, wandering into a shot by accident & the boss is like "you are so scary & disgusting that this tv show is about you now"
— Gabrielle Moss (@Gaby_Moss) May 20, 2023
yea so why tf my coworker gave me these, I’m thinking they are chocolate covered almonds… been snacking on these all day man these hoes chocolate covered espresso beans 😂 I feel like I’m on crack pic.twitter.com/Ddu84R6Eke
— J. 🖤 (@dontcareitj) May 19, 2023
The summer of whatever it is Daniel Day-Lewis is trying to do has begun. pic.twitter.com/jcDj6mGw8d
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) May 19, 2023
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