PLEASE HELP MY BIOLOGY TEACHER ASKED WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF "DOMINANT" AND I CONFIDENTIALLY ANSWERED "SUBMISSIVE" TO THE WHOLE CLASS
— asteriek (@ventthew) November 30, 2022
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True story: I grew up in the house of the guy who was murdered by Colombian drug smugglers because his business partner tried to steal 880 lbs. of cocaine from them, only for the heist to go awry, leading to the stolen drugs being found and consumed by Cocaine Bear https://t.co/H8a8L26vbS
— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) November 30, 2022
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The song that Jim Henson and the Muppets made famous was actually from an Italian mondo/sexploitation that had been released in Italy in 1968. But how did Jim find it? And when? I did some detective work that's only hinted at in the biography . . . https://t.co/9Dn62Pk8yV
— Brian Jay Jones (@brianjayjones) November 30, 2022
office jobs are so funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 55 year old woman named betty from finance
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) November 29, 2022
What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) November 30, 2022
"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."
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