stop getting mad about getting older. you think gouda gets mad when it gets older?? no. it’s just gets more expensive at trader joe’s. be like gouda!! know your worth!!!!!
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) September 24, 2022
Two people behind me on the bus sound like they might be on a first date.
— Miranda Keeling (@MirandaKeeling) September 24, 2022
Him: What kind of restaurant do you fancy?
Her: Anywhere with a good vegan option.
Long pause.
Him: Cool.
Her: So, what do you do?
Him: I’m. A butcher.
As a wrap gift, she gave them all this photo of herself topless, peeking over her naked back, Betty Grable-style, in her nurse’s cap.
— Vintage Los Angeles (@alisonmartino) September 24, 2022
plans: *cancelled*
— brando uchiha (@imhighkeycool) September 23, 2022
me: pic.twitter.com/RyG0y7he00
Mental. Brilliant. Love it.
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) September 24, 2022
READY WILLING & ABLE (1937)#RubyKeeler #LeeDixon
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