Y’all it’s so wild to call a pharmacy and they ask for the date of birth and I’m like he is a cat I have no idea I found him in a shelter his name is James Dumpling you got his pills or???
— taylor👩🏻🦰 (@hockeyyelling) October 13, 2022
“Get the fuck out of my house.”
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) October 12, 2022
DAVID BLAINE freaks out HARRISON FORD in his own kitchen.
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Bob Odenkirk was very close to play Michael Scott in The Office. It was even between him and Steve Carell. pic.twitter.com/I9ZA7aqu8n
— better call saul spoilers (@odenhead) October 13, 2022
I need Twitter to know that over on Instagram I accidentally and falsely outed myself and my college roommate on Tuesday evening. pic.twitter.com/gYwapk261k
— Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman) October 13, 2022
“where do u see urself in 5 years?”
— Melissa Ong (@MelissaOng69420) October 13, 2022
honestly just hoping my stomach will feel marginally less weird at that time
