florist informed my mom the chapel we're doing our tiny ceremony in is full of ghosts.. my mom was like "oh! ok! will they...will they enjoy the wedding?" and the florist said confidently "oh, YES."
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2022
My body would have went into shock pic.twitter.com/0KDp9SdKiB
— Arlong (@ramseyboltin) June 17, 2022
i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are” pic.twitter.com/QcAMklzwMC
— 100T Chelsea 🐉 (@Chelsnii) June 16, 2022
Since peanuts are shaped like chromosomes, here is a mitotic peanut cake. If we wait long enough there will be two cakes :) pic.twitter.com/hHWwQBDmy5
— Nooshin Sheidaei (@Noosh_Sheidaei) June 17, 2022
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) June 17, 2022
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