Left my air max 97s in Cyprus last time I went to see my grandparents and now my grandad has claimed them pic.twitter.com/DBJBM6gsRF
— Ali (@knifewatergun) April 15, 2022
i mentioned that my parents have been married 40 years and my gf was like "wow, i wonder what it would be like to love someone for 40 years" and it's like, just to be clear, my parents wouldn't know
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) April 16, 2022
Reading that article about how what's actually popular on Netflix is a reminder that streamers are spending billions to ultimately end up getting used like TNT on a Saturday afternoon circa 2007.
— Jessica Ritchey (@Ruby_Stevens) April 15, 2022
BRING THAT LITTLE SWEATER TO DINNER LADIES!!! IF YOU DONT NEED IT, TIE IT AROUND YOUR PURSE!!! BUT PLEASE GOD IM BEGGING YOU BRING THE LITTLE SWEATER!!!!
— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) April 15, 2022
my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) April 15, 2022
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