dogs be walkin under ur feet Iike they’re tryin to collect workers comp
— miles (@TheSuperiorPink) February 2, 2022
i’m forever loyal to that password i chose at age 12
— l¡ko 𖦹 (@pradaliko) February 3, 2022
The old gods are rising again. pic.twitter.com/ym9mFZtgd1
— Dr Claire Hardaker (she/her) (@DrClaireH) February 2, 2022
Guy at the hardware store sized me up at checkout and said, “You look like someone who likes jeans. There’s a documentary on PBS next week you’ll enjoy about the history of jeans.”
— Emily Dreyfuss (on book deadline!!!!) (@EmilyDreyfuss) February 3, 2022
Nailed it.
"you don't have to pause it" - the most heartbreaking sentence in the world
— danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito) February 2, 2022
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