I saw an Instagram video that said when parallel parking, start by lining your rear axle up with the back end of the front car, and I tried it and it's basically two turns of the wheel and you're in perfectly. Never stop learning, said the boring dork
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 18, 2021
Guy walked past me on the street and said “what’s good life aquatic?” and honestly he got my ass pic.twitter.com/gDSgsFLn5Y
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) October 18, 2021
My therapist: Y’know, intellectualizing your emotions instead of actually feeling them is still avoiding them and it isn’t really good for your mental health. Your logical skills won’t help you with this.
— spooky sapphire🕷 (@random_weighs) October 18, 2021
Me: pic.twitter.com/CjXHYItO0n
I don’t know why we stopped doing show and tell after kindergarten. All my stuff is so much cooler now.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 18, 2021
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, when you’re using your phone, stop using your pinky as an anchor. It’s destroying your wrist and aggravating your ulnar nerve.
— MrsBundrige (@MrsBundrige) October 18, 2021
