I asked my Lyft driver to drive as fast as he comfortably can and he just said “I am from Russia” and now I feel like we’re about to break the sound barrier
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) September 18, 2021
5 stars
Square dancing ain’t shit. pic.twitter.com/t0yUcPbQx6
— Angry Asian Man (@angryasianman) September 20, 2021
super freaked out by seagulls since I learned they can live into their thirties. Looking at every seagull like I wonder if they remember the 90s
— 🖕🤠🖕 (@wank_666) September 19, 2021
i am dead. her dog got beef w the whole daycare 😭 pic.twitter.com/qRSFD3HQLy
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) September 18, 2021
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