Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that.
— Patricia Correll (@Author_PCorrell) November 19, 2021
Murderer: pic.twitter.com/ThvagNDZvS
I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again. https://t.co/LTNTTcABEM
— 💧🌏 Jen Kader (@JenWenKad) November 19, 2021
Vision so bad I saw the good in you
— 🥷🏽 (@wopavelli_) November 19, 2021
pete davidson, travis barker, and machine gun kelly are the manic pixie dream girl of men….. the chaos goblin line cook
— yeehaw meg (@yeehaw_meg) November 20, 2021
Human: we have a color named after you!
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) November 19, 2021
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: ...
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
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